{"id":1167,"date":"2023-12-31T16:45:07","date_gmt":"2023-12-31T16:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.automakers.cz\/?p=1167"},"modified":"2024-01-01T16:46:01","modified_gmt":"2024-01-01T16:46:01","slug":"perlicky-z-hlaseni-skod-klientu-uniqa-pojistovny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.automakers.cz\/?p=1167","title":{"rendered":"Perli\u010dky z\u00a0hl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed \u0161kod klient\u016f UNIQA poji\u0161\u0165ovny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><b>UNIQA ka\u017edoro\u010dn\u011b sb\u00edr\u00e1 origin\u00e1ln\u00ed a vtipn\u00e1 vyj\u00e1d\u0159en\u00ed <\/b><\/strong><strong><b>z\u00e1kazn\u00edk\u016f, kter\u00fdmi komentuj\u00ed vznikl\u00e9 \u0161kody. S koncem roku 2023 poji\u0161\u0165ovna publikovala n\u011bkter\u00e9 zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b poda\u0159en\u00e9. Zde je leto\u0161n\u00ed v\u00fdb\u011br: <\/b><\/strong><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong><b>P\u0159episy hovor\u016f klient\u016f hl\u00e1s\u00edc\u00edch \u0161kodu do UNIQA telefonicky:<\/b><\/strong><strong><b><br \/>\n<\/b><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201eParkovac\u00ed \u0161koda?! Rozbit\u00e9 oba sv\u011btlomety, zlomen\u00e1 haubna, n\u00e1razn\u00edk pry\u010d, prora\u017een\u00fd chladi\u010d. Tomu se u v\u00e1s v\u00a0poji\u0161\u0165ovn\u011b \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 parkovac\u00ed \u0161koda? Leda\u017ee by teda b\u00fdvala milostiv\u00e1 cht\u011bla s\u00a0autem povysko\u010dit a zaparkovat na moj\u00ed kapot\u011b!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201e\u0158\u00edkal mi soused, \u017ee m\u00e1m ohl\u00e1sit \u0161kodu, co jsem mu zp\u016fsobil. No, tentokr\u00e1t je to f\u00e9r. Ty v\u011btve z\u00a0m\u00fdho stromu spadly na jeho auto. Tak to jo. Ale d\u00e1vejte si na n\u011bj pozor. Jemu se furt n\u011bco nel\u00edb\u00ed. Na ja\u0159e reklamoval, \u017ee mu okv\u011btn\u00ed l\u00edstky z\u00a0m\u00e9 t\u0159e\u0161n\u011b za v\u011btru naru\u0161uj\u00ed zele\u0148 jeho tr\u00e1vn\u00edku, a v\u00a0l\u00e9t\u011b si zase st\u011b\u017eoval, \u017ee jak \u010dasto grilujeme, z\u00a0na\u0161\u00ed parcely po\u0159\u00e1d c\u00edt\u00ed \u010desnek a bol\u00ed ho z\u00a0toho \u017elu\u010dn\u00edk.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eJedu \u00fazkou jednosm\u011brkou a proti mn\u011b se \u0159\u00edt\u00ed chlap ve fordu. Sna\u017e\u00edm se d\u00e1vat znamen\u00ed, \u017ee jede \u0161patn\u011b \u2013 nap\u0159ed blik\u00e1m, potom troub\u00edm. Neochv\u011bjn\u011b si raz\u00ed cestu d\u00e1l. No, a narazil. Do m\u011b.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eJ\u00e1 nechci n\u011bjak \u0159e\u0161it gender, \u017ee jo, ale je prost\u011b fakt, \u017ee p\u0159\u00edroda n\u011bco \u017eensk\u00fdm nenad\u011blila. M\u00edsto mezi dv\u011bma vozy tak akor\u00e1t na mopeda, ale ona n\u00e9, ona se tam sna\u017e\u00ed bez mrknut\u00ed zaparkovat es\u00fav\u00e9\u010dko. Jako kdyby bylo nafukovac\u00ed a ona ho mohla trochu vypustit, nebo co.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong><b>Popis nehodov\u00e9ho d\u011bje klienta u \u0161kody z\u00a0havarijn\u00edho poji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed UNIQA: <\/b><\/strong><strong><b><br \/>\n<\/b><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201eJedu lesem, pohoda, auto brumly-brumly. Najednou prase zleva dus-dus. A za n\u00edm druh\u00e9 v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed dus-dus-dus. J\u00e1 na n\u011b blik-blik, t\u00fa-t\u00fa. Brzd\u00edm u\u00ed-u\u00ed. Do t\u0159et\u00edho vraz\u00edm buch! Dus-dus-kv\u00edk-kv\u00edk a pak u\u017e jen ticho.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>Zdroj: <\/u>UNIQA, Eva Svobodov\u00e1, tiskov\u00e1 mluv\u010d\u00ed<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UNIQA ka\u017edoro\u010dn\u011b sb\u00edr\u00e1 origin\u00e1ln\u00ed a vtipn\u00e1 vyj\u00e1d\u0159en\u00ed z\u00e1kazn\u00edk\u016f, kter\u00fdmi komentuj\u00ed vznikl\u00e9 \u0161kody. 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